sierously f... my life

[Boostedfordguy]

Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name “Mom” is right next to “Mike” in my contacts list. FML haha

http://www.fmylife.com/sex

[PinoyDelSol]

haha damn, owned.

[knuckk]

Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML


LMFAOOOOOOO

[jdmcivic1994]

thats sosme funny shit

[gtimportfanatic]

thats a funny ass ************ing site.. lol

[nancybabyy:)]

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

^^^ ewwww LOL, WHY?!